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Last year when Wendy Davis was ass-kicking and filibustering, frequent comparisons arose between Davis and the best Mom on modern teevee, Connie Britton's Tami Taylor from "Friday Night Lights." Rightly so, because Taylor/Britton is awesome and pro-choicey and all that. Now the fictional and real worlds are colliding as Britton and Davis are hosting a fundraising dinner together.
Let us just say that there is no price too high to pay for the privilege of getting to touch Connie Britton's perfect hair. That doesn't seem to be a bonus option on Wendy Davis's donation page, but it seems like if you threw high four figures at Wendy's campaign, you could do at least a minor bit of locks-stroking.
We Will Donate All The Monies To Wendy Davis If We Can Touch Connie Britton's Hair
Also starring a bag of rocks wearing a wig as Rick Perry.