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otrame's avatar

I was a serious digger as a little kid. I became an archaeologist.

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goCatgo's avatar

That is so cool!

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Is Lt. General Todd Semonite any relation to Yo Semonite?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Todd is the creepiest of all the creepy pro-Trump opinionators. He is still getting wedgies every time he gets near a school.

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RickK's avatar

*goes down plastics rabbit hole*

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Rex Trevor's avatar

He should have understood that the whole idea of the wall was to keep the wet beaks outta here.

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Rex Trevor's avatar

trump's Imaginot Line has failed. As a Hun he should have understood that implicitly

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Everything tRump touches or does turns to shit. Always.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Zapp Brannigan IS Trump. His rant about "you can drink beer in your underpants all day, in exchange for complete loyalty" (including suicide missions) is precisely Trump's appeal.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Seem to remember, from what I've read about the Third Reich, that it was the operable phrase when dealing with Hitler too. "Mein Fuhrer, we have hundreds of faster-than-sound jet fighters about to come out of our factories, superior to any aircraft the allies have! By the beginning of next month we will annihilate the RAF, and by the end of the month we will have subdued Britain! Also America will humiliatingly sue for peace! It is guaranteed!"

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

sorry, I have been working in plastics for 25 years.... :)

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

The trampoline cracks me up.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

My dad broke an acoustic guitar over my head when I was 14 or 15. Technically it was on my shoulder as I ducked just in time. I totally deserved it though, because I'd left the cap off the toothpaste.

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rufus magister's avatar

Rather subdued and restrained, Doc. But a good zinger about the Space Force and the My Pillow Guy.

And a particularly nice paean to Our Holy Market. Profit be unto you!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

The closest thing Trump has to a Kit is Lindsay Graham, and that's just sad

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Itsatarp's avatar

Was your dad El Kabong?

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