Here is the closest to actual Nice Time we're likely to get in a story on the heavily armed fundamentalist murderers in Boko Haram: 63 women and girls who they kidnapped back on June 18 have escaped from captivity and returned to their village -- or to its ashes, at least, since the terrorists burned it to the ground.
Sorta like US fundies in that regard - except (1) they use B.J.U. books to not educate their daughters, and (2) they want their sons to be equally ignorant. (Because gender equality, I guess.)
This is bad news for Rush Limbaugh.
This seems like good news - what is Obummer distracting us from this time...?
The good news is that they escaped. The bad news is that they did not escape to Switzerland.
Procol Haram has no response.
Executions will continue until morale improves!
Sorta like US fundies in that regard - except (1) they use B.J.U. books to not educate their daughters, and (2) they want their sons to be equally ignorant. (Because gender equality, I guess.)
They're not even a well-regulated militia.
The hills are alive, with the sound of . . . automatic weapons. Worst off-Broadway musical since "Springtime for Hitler."
They may be murderous assholes and religious lunatics . . . but they don&#039;t deserve <i>that.</i>
I&#039;d put the initial cutoff at Major. But that&#039;s a detail.