I would, but alas, I cannot fly a helicopter, nor do I know what a grouse is...is it a bird? Also, I'm 5'2", in menopause and possess Irish, Icelandic & a teensy dab of Italian(according to Ancestry).
What a shame(😆😆😆)
I think he's going to have a hard time, and now you must keep us updated on his bridal search!
Mostly Irish. I have an original copy of an 19th century London Times and the ads do say "No Irish Need Apply." It is true that the Irish tended to be poor and downtrodden, but guess who made them that way? English landlords.
No, seriously, this makes sense. He is not asking to fuck this woman, he is asking her to carry his children so that they can inherit the title. Insemination, She *should* be rich and have her own accountants, because he is old, british and does not have anything except the title. Its a business transaction among nobles.
I'm completely overwhelmed by all the things in this post that offend me so much I can't pick just one thing. <insert "flames on the side of my face" GIF here>
Think maybe the Brits are getting sick and tired of the whole peerage system?
Look, old man, Britain's never getting its empire back, even if you do manage to have sons, and we Americans care more about your royal family than your fellow Brits anyway.
You and your overcoat are late for tea, aren't you?
Fun fact; Winston Churchill's father Lord Randolph was widely known as an asshole, instigated the invasion of the kingdom of Burma while Secretary of State for India (appropriating funds intended for famine relief in India to pay for the war) and he died at the age of 45 of syphilis, which he contracted shortly after marrying Winston's mother. He got it from a servant at one of the family estates.
All I can say is ahahaha ahahaha, oh and ahahaha. He can stick my half-Irish paternal grandfather's armorial bearings right up his breeding apparatus. One of my mom's proudest feats was trashing the family crest after he died as he was the only family member pretentious enough to own it or brag about it.
Psst. Melania, here's a new and better opportunity just waiting for you.
How fortunate. Not everyone gets to witness such… singular mediocrity.
Old white fuck can’t die fast enough
Would being able to spell "armorial " correctly be a plus?
I would, but alas, I cannot fly a helicopter, nor do I know what a grouse is...is it a bird? Also, I'm 5'2", in menopause and possess Irish, Icelandic & a teensy dab of Italian(according to Ancestry).
What a shame(😆😆😆)
I think he's going to have a hard time, and now you must keep us updated on his bridal search!
Happy turkey day, everyone!
So, he doesn't want people from Iran, Iral, India, but also Italy ?! 😂
and Ireland
Mostly Irish. I have an original copy of an 19th century London Times and the ads do say "No Irish Need Apply." It is true that the Irish tended to be poor and downtrodden, but guess who made them that way? English landlords.
And Scottish women are celebrating.
No, seriously, this makes sense. He is not asking to fuck this woman, he is asking her to carry his children so that they can inherit the title. Insemination, She *should* be rich and have her own accountants, because he is old, british and does not have anything except the title. Its a business transaction among nobles.
Lol, they are horrifying.
I'm completely overwhelmed by all the things in this post that offend me so much I can't pick just one thing. <insert "flames on the side of my face" GIF here>
Think maybe the Brits are getting sick and tired of the whole peerage system?
Look, old man, Britain's never getting its empire back, even if you do manage to have sons, and we Americans care more about your royal family than your fellow Brits anyway.
You and your overcoat are late for tea, aren't you?
As my sainted Mennonite grandmother used to say, "I pray he finds all the happiness he deserves."
Ashley St. Clair, professional and "proven" broodmare, is a shoo-in for this job.
Hahahahahahaha!
HE SEEMS NICE.
Wonder why he hasn't met that special someone yet!
Please tell me this is an elaborate performance art piece.
Fun fact; Winston Churchill's father Lord Randolph was widely known as an asshole, instigated the invasion of the kingdom of Burma while Secretary of State for India (appropriating funds intended for famine relief in India to pay for the war) and he died at the age of 45 of syphilis, which he contracted shortly after marrying Winston's mother. He got it from a servant at one of the family estates.
They don't make knights the way they used to, if this clown is any indication.
All I can say is ahahaha ahahaha, oh and ahahaha. He can stick my half-Irish paternal grandfather's armorial bearings right up his breeding apparatus. One of my mom's proudest feats was trashing the family crest after he died as he was the only family member pretentious enough to own it or brag about it.