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nah in that picture he's too young to be that sober.

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Yes, he gets a card. And you get a card, and you get a card, and you, and you.

EVERYBODY GETS A CARD! EVERYBODY GETS A CARD!

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Should make a great gift for the idiots in your life who insist America was on the right track right up until Jan. 20th, 2009.

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<i>marking the first time ever that a living President has made their autographs available in a trading card product</i>

It's the first time a "living president" has been that crass. (If you call that living.)

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that's a good deal. I hear the Amins are edible.

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Consuella: "Penic erection was one of the many unsolved evolutionary mysteries surrounding sexuality. Every society had an elaborate subculture devoted to erotic stimulation. But nobody could quite determine how this... " <i>Consuella points to a diagram of a flaccid male penis and scrotum</i>

Consuella: "...becomes this. " <i>Consuella points to a signed baseball card of George W. Bush</i>

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I agree! Heroes are people who run into burning buildings. Not the ones who ignore "bin Laden Determined to Attack in U.S." warnings. Then sit frozen in a classroom with school children while "America is under attack" and his heroic fellow citizens are fighting for their lives in airplanes and burning buildings.

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Looks like when he signed it, he was making the same face as he is on the card.

"HAVE YOU THEEN MAH BAYTH BALL??"

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Errors? No.

"Mistakes Were Made"

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That's not red ink...it's blood.

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