Here are the five candidates who will appear onstage in Greenville, South Carolina tomorrow.
If they had every person who claimed to be considering running for president on the GOP ticket they would probably have time for one question each.
Pretty sure I could win the nomination against these guys.
Sadly, real Southerners can identify fake accents, and then we laugh at them. And then many of us trudge back to the trailer park.
Well, she'd sure as hell win the lip synch competition. Werq!
The intellects aren't going to be needed, so no prob.
Will Ron Paul will find this lineup any more challenging than Fake Obama?
(Edit: missed the earlier Fake Obama post.)
Any bets on the first question of the evening? My money is on "How many guns do you own?"
Don't forget key words like Reagan, socialism, obamacare and just for fun... fudge.
i first read that as ru paul at the GOP presidential debate.
that would be better, really.
If they had every person who claimed to be considering running for president on the GOP ticket they would probably have time for one question each.
Pretty sure I could win the nomination against these guys.
Sadly, real Southerners can identify fake accents, and then we laugh at them. And then many of us trudge back to the trailer park.
Well, she'd sure as hell win the lip synch competition. Werq!
The intellects aren't going to be needed, so no prob.
Will Ron Paul will find this lineup any more challenging than Fake Obama?
(Edit: missed the earlier Fake Obama post.)
Any bets on the first question of the evening? My money is on "How many guns do you own?"
Don't forget key words like Reagan, socialism, obamacare and just for fun... fudge.
i first read that as ru paul at the GOP presidential debate.
that would be better, really.