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is that the prize where Martin Bashir shits in your mouth?

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more like ipecac, but more vomiting

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I was going to tattoo the amount of debt Ronald Reagan created on mine, but I realized it wouldn't have fit even on John Holmes shlong

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in for a penny, in for a pound

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the only proper place for trickle down

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Calling all waiters with video on their phones.

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I'd rather party with Rob

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they are indeed trying it here

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How about the League of Extraordinary Fuckyards?

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Ghosts can walk through walls. Only the slimy ones have trouble getting through so no, Breitbart did not get in.

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