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and a gaffer (it just sounds appropriate)

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I was a subscriber of his before this, he is a pretty damn fun 2-3 minute diversion on some topical stuff if you have time.

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So is Skoalrebel the Walrus?

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Yeah, I would much rather have people's resume say, " not a christian" on them.

Wiccans are whacky and sell great pot.

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What the hell are you bobbing for?

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It's genius - pure genius. Ya either have it or ya don't.

We didn't have it. This time...

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What does Canada have to be thankful for?

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That first one was a lot more like America (a 300 pound diabetic man with a beard) than Christine O'Donnell could ever hope for.

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To what 3 day weekend are you referring? We from the village of San Francisco knoweth notly that of which you speak.

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Everyone knows that Monday is that weirdly timed holiday, Canadian Thanksgiving.

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I think we lost Columbus Day but gained the day after Thanksgiving. Which is totally fine with me.

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"America is a 300 lb bearded diabetic man"

This man is a prophet.

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i am not a witch. i am you. i didn't go to yale.

ladies and gentleman, a founding father for the bagger age.

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Quite frankly, I'd have problems with anyone's resume that included "not a witch" on it.

But maybe that's just me.

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