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PsycWench's avatar

and a gaffer (it just sounds appropriate)

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I was a subscriber of his before this, he is a pretty damn fun 2-3 minute diversion on some topical stuff if you have time.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

So is Skoalrebel the Walrus?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Yeah, I would much rather have people's resume say, " not a christian" on them.

Wiccans are whacky and sell great pot.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

What the hell are you bobbing for?

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's genius - pure genius. Ya either have it or ya don't.

We didn't have it. This time...

TundraGrifter's avatar

What does Canada have to be thankful for?

PsycWench's avatar

That first one was a lot more like America (a 300 pound diabetic man with a beard) than Christine O'Donnell could ever hope for.

Joshua Norton's avatar

To what 3 day weekend are you referring? We from the village of San Francisco knoweth notly that of which you speak.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Everyone knows that Monday is that weirdly timed holiday, Canadian Thanksgiving.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I think we lost Columbus Day but gained the day after Thanksgiving. Which is totally fine with me.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"America is a 300 lb bearded diabetic man"

This man is a prophet.

fuflans's avatar

i am not a witch. i am you. i didn't go to yale.

ladies and gentleman, a founding father for the bagger age.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Quite frankly, I'd have problems with anyone's resume that included "not a witch" on it.

But maybe that's just me.