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me, i prefer zola when i need escape.

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probably wanted to be sure his pasty white ass got wiped by union thugs.

or possibly he is a young actor hoping to get a ride to chicago?

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hello darling neighbor states of IL:

so we know you love to hate us. we know we are the floozy of the midwest with our 'chicago' and our 'backward river' and our 'blues' and our 'worst state credit rating in the nation'.

we can't help it that we're beautiful.

but here's a dirty little secret: they can't - won't - quit us. not even that two-timing IL chamber of commerce. daddy will be back in our sweet sweet lake front bauhaus pad just right after he gets over that 2 dollar bender you gave him at the kenosha chik-fil-a cheese and beer shack.

darlin, i'm not saying this to be mean, i'm only sayin because i love you and just don't want you to get hurt.

also - and i hate to bring this up darlin - but rahm is waiting.

so...just think it over...take as much time as you need, the weekend, wednesday.

anyway, love you! hope that new scott guy is working out and hope you are tots fabulously in love 4eveh!!!

IL/CHI!!!

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That dude was no J'OKe.

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Pretty sure they're enjoying their lives a lot more than he's enjoying his.

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At Hilary Rosen's name to the Obama Guilt-By-Association Hall of Fail, alongside Ayers, Wright, Alinksky, and Hitler.

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The James O’Keefe wannabe appears to be a Muppet which, for the most part, are harmless.

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“now someone is following me”

Hey...didn't Trayvon say something similar?

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I hear Taco Bell is making an entire taco shell out of dicks now! EXTREEME FLAVORRRR

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me, i prefer zola when i need escape.

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probably wanted to be sure his pasty white ass got wiped by union thugs.

or possibly he is a young actor hoping to get a ride to chicago?

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hello darling neighbor states of IL:

so we know you love to hate us. we know we are the floozy of the midwest with our 'chicago' and our 'backward river' and our 'blues' and our 'worst state credit rating in the nation'.

we can't help it that we're beautiful.

but here's a dirty little secret: they can't - won't - quit us. not even that two-timing IL chamber of commerce. daddy will be back in our sweet sweet lake front bauhaus pad just right after he gets over that 2 dollar bender you gave him at the kenosha chik-fil-a cheese and beer shack.

darlin, i'm not saying this to be mean, i'm only sayin because i love you and just don't want you to get hurt.

also - and i hate to bring this up darlin - but rahm is waiting.

so...just think it over...take as much time as you need, the weekend, wednesday.

anyway, love you! hope that new scott guy is working out and hope you are tots fabulously in love 4eveh!!!

IL/CHI!!!

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That dude was no J'OKe.

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Pretty sure they're enjoying their lives a lot more than he's enjoying his.

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At Hilary Rosen's name to the Obama Guilt-By-Association Hall of Fail, alongside Ayers, Wright, Alinksky, and Hitler.

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The James O’Keefe wannabe appears to be a Muppet which, for the most part, are harmless.

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