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fuflans's avatar

damn. that's one of the sweetest things i've read in good while.

cheers.

PubOption's avatar

Early example of groundstanding?

PubOption's avatar

Is Perry at the Gaylord for this conference?

chascates's avatar

Our patriotic marines landing in their conferences capture a meme.

schmannity's avatar

The most dangerous ten feet in Washington is between Chris Christie and a buffet.

schmannity's avatar

Perhaps if Marco Rubio's parents and others had not fled like scalded dogs from Cuba and stayed to be the Cuban Lech Walesa or Vaclav Havel instead of expecting Uncle Sam to secure their freedom, the world might be a better place.

TundraGrifter's avatar

According to Wonkette, CPAC brings heavy traffic to Craig'sList M4M in the Washington, DC market.

How's the 2014 action?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Snarking on Trumps hair is <i>so</i> 15 minutes ago. However I'd like to point out how much he's starting to resemble fat Elvis.

diogenez's avatar

Is there anything genuine about Paul Ryan?

Besides genuinely being a fucking douchebag?

PubOption's avatar

And what are the Log-Cabin Republicans doing.

diogenez's avatar

I would pay to watch Fat Donald in a jump suit, doing karate moves.