Hoooray it is White House Flickr Update Day! Just be sure to come out of your bunk in time to see Steve Cohen's press conference regarding his deleted Cyndi Lauper tweet, 1 p.m. Eastern, because that shit is gonna be cray . The picture above reminds us of that Charles Bukowksi story where the lady shrinks the man down to six or eight inches, we forget, and then shoves him up her muff. We are pretty sure it is in
...as an infant he was trained by his Nazi and Soviet handlers(because the Russians and German got along so well back then) in advance evasion techniques, birth certificate forgery and Black Panther philosophy!
#3 looks like it was shot in the Secret Oval Office, located in a hidden canyon out in the Southwest somewhere.
It's right in their name....they are slippery devils!
...as an infant he was trained by his Nazi and Soviet handlers(because the Russians and German got along so well back then) in advance evasion techniques, birth certificate forgery and Black Panther philosophy!
That action movie with Bruce Willis looks like it will be awesome. Anybody know if they'll make it for IMAX?
...in the 3rd photo Obama is demonstrating how he illegally crossed the border from Kenya into Hawaii!
I don't remember anything about glowing hands in the bible. Maybe Nostradamus has something?
...clearly in the 1st photo Obama is meeting with Rev. Wright(left) and Louis Farrakahn(center) in the Mosque he was baptized in!