Photo by Beth Ethier While watching soon-to-be-former-Rep. Michele Bachmann tell the Values Voter Summit Friday morning that she is a "normal real person," the sense of just how great a source of comedy we are losing with her upcoming retirement really hit home. Is there even a reason for Wonkette to go on existing once old Crazy Eyes walks off the House floor for the final time and flies back to a life of hot dish suppers and plagues of foster children? We’re going to mention this to the Editrix if she ever surfaces from her long sex tour of the West Coast.
Was that Miche1e or Sarah? I can't keep their idiocies sorted in my head. The two of them should collaborate on an alternative-universe American History book. It could be a best-seller in the comedy and humor category. Plus, Texas can use it in their schools.
You've got crazy, you've got stupid, you've got Xtards, you've got wingnuts . . . but nobody had it all the way Miche1e does.
Nothing really beats her demands to essentially restart HUAC and investigate every Democratic member of Congress to determine who is or isn't sufficiently "American" (Republicans, of course, are presumed to be so American it hurts).
<i>Is there even a reason for Wonkette to go on existing once old Crazy Eyes walks off the House floor for the final time...</i>
Hate to be the bearer of &quot;good&quot; news here, but if you honestly think the last of the Ms. Crazy (&amp; Hubby) Comedy Motherlode has been mined, then I have two (cringe-inducing) words for you: the Palins.
Sadly, your employment in the Bachmann Shaft will be needed for <i>years</i> to come.
My favorite MB moment - April 2005, sneaking around the gay rally, hiding in the bushes. You can&#039;t beat that level of &quot;out there&quot;!
Huh? She&#039;s not going away, she&#039;s just quitting congress
&quot;Welcome to the One-L&quot; ?
In the one-l, welcome to the one-l Watch it bring you to your kn-kn-knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed
not in the midwest.
Was that Miche1e or Sarah? I can&#039;t keep their idiocies sorted in my head. The two of them should collaborate on an alternative-universe American History book. It could be a best-seller in the comedy and humor category. Plus, Texas can use it in their schools.
You&#039;ve got crazy, you&#039;ve got stupid, you&#039;ve got Xtards, you&#039;ve got wingnuts . . . but nobody had it all the way Miche1e does.
Nothing really beats her demands to essentially restart HUAC and investigate every Democratic member of Congress to determine who is or isn&#039;t sufficiently &quot;American&quot; (Republicans, of course, are presumed to be so American it hurts).
In some peculiar way I am going to miss that batshit crazy bitch.
On second thought, good riddance.
Look at the people she spends time with. Of course, she thinks she&#039;s normal.
<i>Is there even a reason for Wonkette to go on existing once old Crazy Eyes walks off the House floor for the final time...</i>
Hate to be the bearer of &quot;good&quot; news here, but if you honestly think the last of the Ms. Crazy (&amp; Hubby) Comedy Motherlode has been mined, then I have two (cringe-inducing) words for you: the Palins.
Sadly, your employment in the Bachmann Shaft will be needed for <i>years</i> to come.
Running away from lesbians in the bathroom just screams &quot;courageous&quot; and &quot;shrewd&quot;.
*Marcus perks up at this*
My favorite MB moment - April 2005, sneaking around the gay rally, hiding in the bushes. You can&#039;t beat that level of &quot;out there&quot;!