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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Huh? She's not going away, she's just quitting congress

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Welcome to the One-L" ?

In the one-l, welcome to the one-l Watch it bring you to your kn-kn-knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed

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fuflans's avatar

not in the midwest.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Was that Miche1e or Sarah? I can't keep their idiocies sorted in my head. The two of them should collaborate on an alternative-universe American History book. It could be a best-seller in the comedy and humor category. Plus, Texas can use it in their schools.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You've got crazy, you've got stupid, you've got Xtards, you've got wingnuts . . . but nobody had it all the way Miche1e does.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nothing really beats her demands to essentially restart HUAC and investigate every Democratic member of Congress to determine who is or isn't sufficiently "American" (Republicans, of course, are presumed to be so American it hurts).

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

In some peculiar way I am going to miss that batshit crazy bitch.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

On second thought, good riddance.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Look at the people she spends time with. Of course, she thinks she's normal.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Is there even a reason for Wonkette to go on existing once old Crazy Eyes walks off the House floor for the final time...</i>

Hate to be the bearer of "good" news here, but if you honestly think the last of the Ms. Crazy (& Hubby) Comedy Motherlode has been mined, then I have two (cringe-inducing) words for you: the Palins.

Sadly, your employment in the Bachmann Shaft will be needed for <i>years</i> to come.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Running away from lesbians in the bathroom just screams "courageous" and "shrewd".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

*Marcus perks up at this*

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SpideySenser's avatar

My favorite MB moment - April 2005, sneaking around the gay rally, hiding in the bushes. You can't beat that level of "out there"!

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