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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And GOSH DARNIT, I'm good enough, smart enough, and PEOPLE LIKE ME!

FeloniousMonk's avatar

For sheer delusional egotism, I'd call that a tie with this line :"If I’d have gotten drafted, we’d have won the fucking war." It's from the article Not That Dewey linked to on Wonkville.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Have your people get in touch with my people.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Odd that none of the Nugentsiacs remember considering the Dixie Chicks traitorous and telling them to keep their stupid politics out of their entertainment.

I say "Odd," meaning "so blatantly hypocritical that you've metaphorically shat yourself 4F"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McNugents: The Other Pink Slime™

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

A <i>Wingnut Silkwood Shower</i> would be one of the grossest euphemisms ever, if my imagination had any say in things.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

“I’m so excited that someone is going to bring about world peace and save the children.” “And thank God he’s gonna stop global warming, I was starting to get concerned.”

Idiot. Biting criticism includes rolling your eyes and saying "As if!!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Kiss my ass, and suck on my machine gun.

That Theodore Nugent, he just wants to be loved!

Joshua Norton's avatar

He looks like he knew he had the Secret Service's undivided attention.

Just make a move Ted. <i>Any</i> move.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“I’m sorry, I’m the fucking voice of America!”</i>

Well, the pro-mass murder/gun violence part of it maybe.