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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And GOSH DARNIT, I'm good enough, smart enough, and PEOPLE LIKE ME!

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

For sheer delusional egotism, I'd call that a tie with this line :"If I’d have gotten drafted, we’d have won the fucking war." It's from the article Not That Dewey linked to on Wonkville.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Have your people get in touch with my people.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Odd that none of the Nugentsiacs remember considering the Dixie Chicks traitorous and telling them to keep their stupid politics out of their entertainment.

I say "Odd," meaning "so blatantly hypocritical that you've metaphorically shat yourself 4F"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McNugents: The Other Pink Slime™

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

A <i>Wingnut Silkwood Shower</i> would be one of the grossest euphemisms ever, if my imagination had any say in things.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

“I’m so excited that someone is going to bring about world peace and save the children.” “And thank God he’s gonna stop global warming, I was starting to get concerned.”

Idiot. Biting criticism includes rolling your eyes and saying "As if!!"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Kiss my ass, and suck on my machine gun.

That Theodore Nugent, he just wants to be loved!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

He looks like he knew he had the Secret Service's undivided attention.

Just make a move Ted. <i>Any</i> move.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“I’m sorry, I’m the fucking voice of America!”</i>

Well, the pro-mass murder/gun violence part of it maybe.

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