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A Children's Treasury of Patriotic July 4 Videos
Sam the American Eagle was, of course, both the first blogger and the firstwarblogger, a creature so deeply patriotic that he figured out how to make his youtubes only appear on theAmericanWide Web. Yes, it's almost the three-day Holiday Weekend, so let's enjoy some cheap video clips to make us want to move to Canada all over again.
The greatest Fourth of July in American History was the last one, in 2008, when Jesse Helms finally died. But, we later learned, eventhatwas a lie, as he probably died on July 3 (Gay Satan Day) but his handlers decided to say July 4, for the Symbolism (of a fat white racist dropping dead, finally, on July 4).
In other words, get a load of this:
Yeah, that used to beBruce Springsteen.
We can't find the X version of Dave Alvin's "Fourth of July," so turn this UP.
Oh boy and here's the big Ron Paul 4th of July parade!