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"... being bullied by the phone-hacker who pulled Larry King’s old chair out of a dumpster." That gave me a boner. A stiffy. A chubby.

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My copy of the constitution was published by the ACLU, what do you make of that, teabaggers?

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It's because we fear their patriotic logic.

I, a gun-owning hippie, always retreat to grandstanding on graves when trying to hurt the altruistic gun manufacturers.

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Fuck the gun. His Invisible Dad can save photo albums from tornadoes so saving the Christian version of half-man/half-god Hercules would have just a twitch of his nose.

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These wingnuts really need to knock it off. I'm getting tired of finding myself feeling any sort of sympathy for that asshat Morgan....

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Involving rubber?

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Elliptole.

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You know who else Ken Layne said was morally weak?

Wait a minute...where did I leave that pack of Kools?

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Fighting for peace is like frozen music.

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Awesome book; the movie not quite so much.

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The real question is this: was Champ Bailey really just a deep-cover mole for Washington-area football teams all this time?

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I'll meet you at Dick Chaney's hole in the ground.

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Nevah forget that that those brave Texians at the Alamo were fighting for slavery.

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"you tend to demonize people who differ from you politically"

This is like starting a dating service between pots and kettles of a darker hue.

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If would have been kind of interesting if Piers had pulled a pistol on Alex Jones and said, "listen you bullet-headed piece of shit...if there's gonna be yelling in my show, I'm the one who's doing it!"

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Wavy Gravy!

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