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ValiumNation's avatar

"... being bullied by the phone-hacker who pulled Larry King’s old chair out of a dumpster." That gave me a boner. A stiffy. A chubby.

PubOption's avatar

My copy of the constitution was published by the ACLU, what do you make of that, teabaggers?

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's because we fear their patriotic logic.

I, a gun-owning hippie, always retreat to grandstanding on graves when trying to hurt the altruistic gun manufacturers.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Fuck the gun. His Invisible Dad can save photo albums from tornadoes so saving the Christian version of half-man/half-god Hercules would have just a twitch of his nose.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

These wingnuts really need to knock it off. I'm getting tired of finding myself feeling any sort of sympathy for that asshat Morgan....

Lot_49's avatar

You know who else Ken Layne said was morally weak?

Wait a minute...where did I leave that pack of Kools?

Lot_49's avatar

Fighting for peace is like frozen music.

Lot_49's avatar

Awesome book; the movie not quite so much.

Lot_49's avatar

The real question is this: was Champ Bailey really just a deep-cover mole for Washington-area football teams all this time?

Fartknocker's avatar

I'll meet you at Dick Chaney's hole in the ground.

Lot_49's avatar

Nevah forget that that those brave Texians at the Alamo were fighting for slavery.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"you tend to demonize people who differ from you politically"

This is like starting a dating service between pots and kettles of a darker hue.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If would have been kind of interesting if Piers had pulled a pistol on Alex Jones and said, "listen you bullet-headed piece of shit...if there's gonna be yelling in my show, I'm the one who's doing it!"