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Which proves he's remote and disengaged! IMPEACH!

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Yeah, I was going to mention that if nobody else did.

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Never. See: "McDonald, Norm".

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see also: Pat Buchanan

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Those shoes!

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It's like their Oscar speech fap-antasy; January 2017, President Elect Trump, shortest inauguration speech ever, 'you're fired, n***r!

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I give points for the "Entitleist" golf ball, which is in fact funny.

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Pinnacle uses the tag "Distance yourself." Teabagger reality is different in so many ways.

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Oh, come on! <i>All</i> serious golfers have personalized golf balls! Mine all say: "Stolen from Green Lakes Country Club."

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And football! Won't anybody think about the REAL footballs?

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That's Mittens golf ball.

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Naw, Shrub could balance on a bicycle. A Segway, on the other hand...

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With Bamz being as bad at golf as he is at inpeaching himself I figure he pro-claimed Mulligan stew

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Lucky guy. Most of the golf balls I find just say something like "CPA".

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Since the balls are white, are they the Romney or McCain Titleist?

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