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Colored dress shirts all year round. The only member in the boardroom sporting a red dress shirt and devil's blood tie and pocket square, in a dark rusty brown blazer. Just exuding power.

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Bigly

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Sauron/Saruman 2020 "America needs strong leadership"

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Okay, maybe some people say it, but no one who's not already voting for Trump says it. You do get that he's suppose to be convincing people outside his base to vote for him too ... right?

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"CNN’s resident Trump-felcher"

Dammit Dok! I will never forgive you for that mental image.

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Limbaugh is too ignorant to realize that there are probably several reasons Hillary Clinton wore all white at the third debate. Foremost, it could have been an homage to the countless women who wore all white in their protests which led to women getting the right to vote (according to the 19th amendment--the one that lots of Trump supporters are saying should be repealed). Women at Wellesley College (where she got her undergraduate degree) wear all white at graduation, so it could have been a shout-out to her alma mater. Also, it could have been a subtle patriotic gesture, since she wore red at one debate and blue at another. Or, it could have been because she looked really good in that outfit, and she was trying to entice her serial-groping opponent to use his incredibly tiny hands in a very inappropriate way.

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Wasabi tsunami.

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Acute hugbox withdrawal?

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Nelson Muntz libel!!1111

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His brows said "Putin", but his dry, caulked lips said "Ailes".

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The only thing that is powerful about that fat windbag is his truss.

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"...the distinctive confidence of a mediocre white man."

The funniest thing about this description is that the only people reading it who didn't know exactly, with real-life examples, what Yglesias was talking about, are mediocre white men.

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Who was that masked orange man?

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What you mean we, Kemosabe?

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Jefferey Lord: Mansplainer Extraordinaire.

Wow, that paper Drumpf tore off nearly won the fight against him!

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The deplorables aren't inclined to actually think about the question - they're living in an alternative reality that badly needs reinforcement. 39% desperately want to believe that 39% think he won.

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