Did we somehow forget to post a collection of comical photographs/photoshops of Rick Perry performing fellatio on a corn dog, for America? Well now is the time, so gather Grandma and the neighbors around the 'puter and get ready to meet your Next President, the Last President of the Late Great (?) United States of America, Handsome Boy Modeling School graduate Rick Perry!
both of my grandmas are dead and - after seeing this perry pictogram - i am not sorry.
More like six-pound puppies.
Long Corn Dong
I'll skip the photos of the banana eating contest.
That boy could give Kortney some lessons. Sumbitch!
Looks like that's not his first corn dog, if you know what I mean.
To paraphrase Freud:
"Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog"
This time is not one of them.