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Enter Ranting's avatar

They're waiting for Samsung to invent it, then they'll release their more expensive copy.

george lastrapes's avatar

Coming from France-- eco-friendly solar-powered composting tumbrels.

julebud's avatar

Yeah; I heard that.

Besides; He's got millions and could use a break for a while before he does anything again.

And a tell-all book about FAUX Noise would be a "YUGE" bestseller!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We already have the Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award. Don't want to dilute that with too many other awards.

julebud's avatar

His whole "Presidency" has been one big money-making scheme to pay off the Russians for all those times they bailed him out due to his utter crappiness at being a Real Estate/Hotel/Casino magnate.

Heck; There probably was never going to really be a WALL and that Wall B.S. was a pretense to steal money. I wouldn't be surprised if the Pentagon is just pretending to go along with it just to shut him up with the sole intention of going "Psych!" when Chumpy's ready for orange jammies.

I really can't see what the Pentagon gains from not saying "No". Maybe the military is so totally beholden to the POTUS by law since the POTUS is the "Commander In Chief" (otherwise Congress would've put the Syria pull-out to a vote and the Kurds would be safe, now.).

I need to educate myself on how U.S. Govt. really works because our schools are crap.

Wookie Monster's avatar

It’s kind of odd that word of his departure didn’t leak if the decision had been made weeks ago. Even the so-called news staff at Fox were reportedly blindsided by his announcement yesterday.

julebud's avatar

Hell yeah!

The next Administration is gonna smack the most EPIC sanctions on Russia, Turkey and Saudi Arabia SOOOOOO HARD!

And The Green New Deal will become a thing and Big Fossil will have no choice but to "Go Green" if they wish to stay in business!

This big worldwide wave of wingnuttery, terrorism & extremism is due to the New Axis of Evil (Turkey, Ruskies, Saudis). All other tyrants popping up that those guys behind it.

julebud's avatar

She's got my vote, that's for sure.

julebud's avatar

Agreed. Cutie-patootie.

Lion cuddles, too.....Awwwwww....

John Thorstensen's avatar

Don't get the reference, sorry! Demi is a nice kid, though.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

No, he said in his parting statement he had agreed to a non-compete. Fox had to pay him handsomely for that, I'm sure.

King Beauregard 👂's avatar

Well, notice that Demi is dressed like Mario, kind of:

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/...

Mario has a brother named Luigi, who maybe isn't as famous but has all the same skills:

https://www.mariowiki.com/i...

So if Demi is Mario, then your daughter must be Luigi.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Tomorrow the saudis will be like, "wut now?"