A Children's Treasury Of Stories & Videos From Michael Steele's Maryland Political Career
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Congratulations to Michael Steele, who finally beat out that actual Confederate slaveowning plantation owner to become the first African-American President of the United States! Maybe we should celebrate with something fun, like a national WAR WITH IRAN, hmm? Well, even though we were *praying* for the old white guy -- a member of a whites-only country club! -- to come from behind and "steele" the black person's victory at the last minute, we are "steele" satisfied with Michael "Steele." Let's "steele" away to our Wonkette Time Machine and revisit a hilarious chapter in state political history: Michael "Steele's" brief and mostly unsuccessful political career in the important state of Maryland!
A Children's Treasury Of Stories & Videos From Michael Steele's Maryland Political Career
A Children's Treasury Of Stories & Videos…
A Children's Treasury Of Stories & Videos From Michael Steele's Maryland Political Career
Congratulations to Michael Steele, who finally beat out that actual Confederate slaveowning plantation owner to become the first African-American President of the United States! Maybe we should celebrate with something fun, like a national WAR WITH IRAN, hmm? Well, even though we were *praying* for the old white guy -- a member of a whites-only country club! -- to come from behind and "steele" the black person's victory at the last minute, we are "steele" satisfied with Michael "Steele." Let's "steele" away to our Wonkette Time Machine and revisit a hilarious chapter in state political history: Michael "Steele's" brief and mostly unsuccessful political career in the important state of Maryland!