Regardless of how you may feel about President Barack HUSSEIN O'Hitler O'bummer O'bama, at least we can all agree that his better half is indisputably awesome (shut up, Politico, she is TOO a feminist ), and even though she is, like,totallyold today, she is still super-fine. So let's celebrate her 50th birthday by getting off our fat asses and gulping some vegetables and eating some water (just kidding, we are not doing that and neither are you) and enjoying some pictures of her looking all mighty fine, as she does. (That one we are doing.) (How you choose to enjoy these pictures in the privacy of your own dark basement, with one hand on the keyboard, is your own business. We won't judge. We totally get it.)
I saw a sticker on a car today I'd never seen before: a circle with Bo that said 'Bark for Barack'. I know I live in the sticks but I'm guessing that's from 2012 election?
I saw a sticker on a car today I'd never seen before: a circle with Bo that said 'Bark for Barack'. I know I live in the sticks but I'm guessing that's from 2012 election?
Be prepared to wait. The gastric bypass is down to one lane, for no good reason.
Incomparable grace under pressure, the both of 'em.
Not me. I've sworn off.
I'd settle for seeing her gift him with an atomic wedgie.
Throw another American flag on the fire!
It's going to be so cool when she succeeds Hillary as president.
What do we get on Christ Christie's birthday?
The World's Most Expensive Flying Club® continues to cover itself in glory.
"â¯â«âªWe'll live in fame or go down in flame â«âª"
Do we get a choice?
WTF was she thinking when she let that skinny kid with the funny name take her on a date?
Yes, the Air Force's contributions to our national security rival those of the Navy, where tradition is still unhampered by progress.
She got the moves. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-URl9F17Y">https://www.youtube.com/wat...
(I know we&#039;ve all seen it but it never grows old.)