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I have been asked "Why would a boy think just because he is kissing a girl she doesn't know what his hands are doing?"

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<i>Also, at one time, a 23 year old recent college grad, with no experience in security, was possibly hired by the Chief of Security to oversee physical security at the SEC:</i>

See Exhibits A,B,C and double D.

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Gawd, why couldn't he keep his random boning confined to conferences where it belongs?

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The Black Hat Conference is no big deal, just a bunch of fuckin nerds.

Wanna go do blow and have an orgy on my yacht?

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"Race Horse" Hanes?

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Some times it stays with you for years...

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Do you think they were frustrated they hadn't gone over to The Dark Side and made fortunes working for investment banks, telling them how to get around the laws, rules and regulations?

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Just because she can't see it doesn't mean she can't feel it.

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You beat me to it! I was going with:

"Gaytri Kachroo."

"Bless you!"

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Gaytri Kachroo has to be the greatest name I've ever seen. I think I'm just going to go around saying "Gaytri Kachroo" all day.

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WADR, I think that's sloppy reporting. Some of us remember what was like to work in an office - chance are there were also cublicles to be moved, wires changed, HVAC work, and various other items as well as desks, chairs, filing cabinets, etc.

Often the work is done on nights and weekends. Also.

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No, I think it's more making sure the fuckers have free reign over the fuckees.

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Broadway Joe libel!

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The James O'Keefe Gambit? Or gambol, as the case mightn't be.

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A former drug dealer would probably be an asset to the SEC. He would know which traders were doing coke, and might have some idea about the strippers.

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