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A Children's Treasury Of Your Wonket In Your Nation's Glorious Capitol

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Sep 11, 2012
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 First of all, we tricked you, because we were not wearing a red dress at all! This was so we could laugh at your confusion as you looked around and wondered if we would even bother coming to our own Drinky Thing. (Answer: probably!) Second of all, the Park Service estimated attendance at 40 souls, so we added 15 percent to it, as is Right and Proper.

Please to enjoy some pictures of you, in DC, getting #sloppysloppy. More importantly, did you remember that our Philly Drinky Thing and Meetup is tonight? It is! And New Yawk City, you are on deck for Thursday! (Details still TBD. Good lord we are so tired. Actor and Lizzie, please fight out where we should have it, and then let us know.)

And this is not from our Drinky Thing, obvs, but we cannot resist, as the correct answer is "It costs a buck o' five."

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bobbert
Aug 22

Yer welcome. You still hold the record for the pool table shot, IMO.

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TundraGrifter
Aug 22

"Old School."

I put it in quotes because I refer to the movie.

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