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Nalano635's avatar

Of course he thanks Jesus and not the doctors and nurses who saved his worthless life.

RickyG's avatar

Bless his heart! dotgif

wavicles's avatar

My hellburning future's doing just fine without Wiles' help, thanks.

JenR's avatar

If Jesus was going to save him anyway, why would he go to the hospital?

Random's avatar

I feel nothing for this man, his family, or his flock.

C & A Bongo Man's avatar

Better just play safe with a "no comment" non-comment.

In other news, no Covid deaths yesterday in the UK (and we're mostly heathens).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/...

Nalano635's avatar

He literally worded it like they forced him.

Khanesh Parishi's avatar

The covid vaccine is an evil plot, but the rest of modern medicine is just fine.

Seems reasonable.

popebuck1's avatar

If you can't say something nice...

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

God hates to bust up a solid hustle.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Well......I......And......Goddamit, commenting rules!

GrantS's avatar

A near miss is a learning experience. His family could certainly learn more I'm sure if god's aim was straighter.

Emil Muz's avatar

"We've replaced the normal IV solution in Rick & Susan's bags with the New and Improved Bill Gates. 5G Microchip solution (now with Vitamin C!!), lets see if they can tell the difference."

Fermi’s Missing  Parasox's avatar

We are here to tell Rick Wiles best wishes for his continued recovery.

I’m here to share a random picture I took yesterday of a hummingbird in my backyard.

THE HUMMINGBIRBS ARE BACK!🙌 https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

MrEes's avatar

I am about to give up completely on hoping for less batshit ideologues.