A Desperate Plea

Dear Jean Palfrey, Washington Madam:

We hear you are looking to sell your extensive list of customers to help pay your legal fees.

We at Wonkette are very interested in this list. Unfortunately, we can't offer you a great deal of money at the moment (tax season, you know). But we can offer you:

* Gawker Commenter status

* Team Party Crash: Your Trial

* Hell, guest-edit the site for a week. We letGlenn Reynoldsdo it once, how bad could you be?

Please get in touch with us ASAP if any of these offers is attractive to you.

 Alleged DC Madam "Considering" Selling Off Phone Records [TPMMuckraker]