Hola! Wonkette is pleased to present a Live Chat with Dan Savage, the Patriot who effluviated Rick Santorum's name so that now he is unGoogleable in Polite Company. Also, he once licked Gary Bauer's knob! Also too, he is a gay guy who has been helping straight people fumble their way up and down each other's bodies for like 75 years now (by our count, Dan Savage is 89 years old, as he had to be at least 10 years older than us when we were 22, but then, weirdly, 11 years later, we were 33 and he was 32? Anyway, now we are 40, so he might be 17. Oh well, MATH). Also the third, he and his husband, Terry, started the It Gets Better Project, which is that thing that made you cry. And also quadrupled, he has
I live in New Jersey, quite near Philadelphia, or even New York, if I want to take a train ride. Part of the problem is, going to these places makes me sweat and squirm. Really, all my problems are my own, derived from my neuroses. I fully recognize them; I just can't DO anything about them! No, I suppose that really isn't right: I just WON'T do anything about them.
longbows and french armor.
You don't fall in love with food, and food doesn't dump you
yeah, but that one only lasted fifty years because one side quit half way through
longbow- great porn name
beats suspenders and a bra
Oh dear! No, no, no, no, no! No anonymous corpses! I need at least their name and a "how do you do?"
My advice? Do what your heart tells you. Fuck the bigots- they need to get over it sooner or later anyway
Heh...
Monkeys absolutely pay to have sex: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/he..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,17...">http://www.time.com/time/he...
Worse than BENGHAZIIRSGATESOLYNDRATELEPROMPTERACORNBRIFCERTIFICATE!!!!!1!1!11!
And that is sad.
I live in New Jersey, quite near Philadelphia, or even New York, if I want to take a train ride. Part of the problem is, going to these places makes me sweat and squirm. Really, all my problems are my own, derived from my neuroses. I fully recognize them; I just can&#039;t DO anything about them! No, I suppose that really isn&#039;t right: I just WON&#039;T do anything about them.
This entire conversation is making me uncomfortable...
I guess I just like to think of y&#039;all as sitting at your computers waiting for your chance to chat with me.
All this talk about having actual lives and interests and plans is shattering my illusions.
Also: Mud. Lots and lots of mud.
and beer
I thought it happened in Benghazi!!1!
<blockquote>Dan Savage: I will forever lurk in the comments, yes!</blockquote>
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YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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