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fuflans's avatar

longbows and french armor.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You don't fall in love with food, and food doesn't dump you

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, but that one only lasted fifty years because one side quit half way through

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

beats suspenders and a bra

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Oh dear! No, no, no, no, no! No anonymous corpses! I need at least their name and a "how do you do?"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

My advice? Do what your heart tells you. Fuck the bigots- they need to get over it sooner or later anyway

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Heh...

Monkeys absolutely pay to have sex: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/he..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,17...">http://www.time.com/time/he...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Worse than BENGHAZIIRSGATESOLYNDRATELEPROMPTERACORNBRIFCERTIFICATE!!!!!1!1!11!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I live in New Jersey, quite near Philadelphia, or even New York, if I want to take a train ride. Part of the problem is, going to these places makes me sweat and squirm. Really, all my problems are my own, derived from my neuroses. I fully recognize them; I just can't DO anything about them! No, I suppose that really isn't right: I just WON'T do anything about them.

Shypixel's avatar

This entire conversation is making me uncomfortable...

I guess I just like to think of y'all as sitting at your computers waiting for your chance to chat with me.

All this talk about having actual lives and interests and plans is shattering my illusions.

Shypixel's avatar

Also: Mud. Lots and lots of mud.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought it happened in Benghazi!!1!

Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Dan Savage: I will forever lurk in the comments, yes!</blockquote>

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