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Hello? This thread works? I think we may be screwed tonight.

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Well, since Flynn is the very model of a modern major-general, I'm convinced that Gilbert and Sullivan blew it with their "I've a smattering of elemental strategy" when they could have used your "strategery" - which would have totally rhymed with preceding "nunnery" and "gunnery"

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Disqus is back, yo! Well, as back as it ever is.

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Hey, there are some great lawyers in Pomerany!!

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Didn’t Mueller think that of Jr and his meeting, that would be conspiracy for everyone else because they’re not as stone-fucking stupid as him?

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POS, fer sure. "Lock Her Up," indeed.

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Appears on TV? A name everyone will recognize.

It's gotta be Saiontz & Kirk.

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You don't need double talk. You need Bob Loblaw!

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Is that why Harvey Levin is absent from TMZ? I thought he was on another of his fabulous vacations.

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Fuckin' A Right they don't.

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Elk & Elk Ohio. The man with the bad toupee will nip this in the bud in no time!

But seriously, if Flynn is stupid enough to file to withdraw his plea agreement, he should be remanded on the FARA charges and denied bail.

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Yeah, I gave up last night.

This morning, all is (approximately, kind of) well.

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That's the idea! (Clients like Trump actually crave getting their legs humped.)

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I'm hoping for Loinel Hutz.

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Saul Goodman?

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Ted Olson and David Bose don't do criminal law as far as I know (said with no internet researching cuz it's not worth it.)

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