A Gentle Reminder: Do You Want Wonkette TO DIE????
Don't answer that if you're gonna be a dick about it.
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Didn't that feel delicious? IT DID.
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can't compare (too cheap). The water pillow is awesome and I have one each side of the Atlantic, no regrets on that. It's cool, flexible and supportive. Sleep is also awesome.