Dear Mooch, It’s #NationalGirlfriendDay, a sacred religious holiday probably invented by a YouTube mascara blogger who is also a third trimester fetus whose charms will never translate to TV or film but will be a millionaire for life. It’s also the day after you were fired from the job you earned through hard work, devotion, and not being willing to suck your own cock. And like any other day, National Girlfriend Day is a day on which I am in love with you even though you have as yet refused to make me your girlfriend, or to talk to me ever. Granted, we’ve never met, but that’s no excuse, Mooch. Because I’ve loved you ever since the day two weeks ago I found out that you existed.
A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His Girlfriend Sara Benincasa
A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His…
A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His Girlfriend Sara Benincasa
Dear Mooch, It’s #NationalGirlfriendDay, a sacred religious holiday probably invented by a YouTube mascara blogger who is also a third trimester fetus whose charms will never translate to TV or film but will be a millionaire for life. It’s also the day after you were fired from the job you earned through hard work, devotion, and not being willing to suck your own cock. And like any other day, National Girlfriend Day is a day on which I am in love with you even though you have as yet refused to make me your girlfriend, or to talk to me ever. Granted, we’ve never met, but that’s no excuse, Mooch. Because I’ve loved you ever since the day two weeks ago I found out that you existed.