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They're just doing this in order to distract us from... from... oh I forget, but there was a thing... what was that thing again?

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BROWNGHAZIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!

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is that you, Larry?

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Bears in the woods?

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Oh my god I am laughing helplessly right now.

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Anyone who says men's restrooms are worse than women's has never done janitorial work. Oh, sure, men's rooms have the urinal spatter and a general reluctance to flush, but women's rooms have hoverers and a much greater frequency of clogs. And those who continue to use the facilities after there are clogs.

The only time I felt physically unable to enter a restroom to clean it was with a women's restroom. It was the sight, more even than the smell, which made it nearly impossible.

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Maybe they recently returned from a Carnival cruise and just forgot.

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That's probably the guy who's doing it.

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"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile"*

*Wonkville

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carrier pigeons?

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Teach the controversy!

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A couple more <strike>years</strike> hours and it will evolve into a Republican.

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This is the #2 facepalming post of the day.

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