A Lousy Day For Whales and Christian Jihads

Apr 23, 2010

Barack Obama personally uninvited Billy Graham's crazy Christian jihad-son "Franklin" from speaking at the Pentagon's National Day of Prayer potluck. Death to America! [ RedState ]
Meet Scott J. Bloch, one of the Bush Administration's stupidest Jesus freaks in the Justice Department who tried (and failed, hooray!) to destroy America from the inside. [ The Awl ]
Americans face so many potential disasters throughout the day, like the possibility of a diet soda spill or a chicken patty escaping from its sesame seed white bread bun, orbecoming the bun. For a complete list of common dilemmas, check out this fantastic Serious Problems Montage. [ The Daily Dish ]
How much did you Like Ike? Enough to maybe bid on his sweet Four Star army man helmet? It will probably cost you a cool 30K in $100 bill-Euros but if you didn't like him that much, whatever, your loss. [ Washington Whispers ]
Good news, endangered whales! The Humans have reached an important compromise: they still get to kill you with their harpoon Uzis and depth charges, or whatever they typically use for murdering you. [ AMERICAblog ]