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But what do you want for lunch?

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My first car. Rambler American, tan with cream roof. But it was a fucking car, you know?

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That's what they get for releasing the beta code.

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Is there a Bristol Palin/tentacle sex joke I'm missing?

Not that I'm objecting, mind you. To missing it, that is.

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Speaking of museums, there was a museum here in Minneapolis for while called The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices. It was awesome. The guy died and donated his collection to the Science Museum but they don’t display the whole collection in all its glory. The plug-in-the-wall colon warmer was my favorite. Not for use in the tub! It gave me an appreciation for the FDA. <a href="http:\/\/www.museumofquackery.com\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.museumofquackery.com/">http://www.museumofquackery...

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Great, more air turbulence. Last flight I was on I watched a guy hit the ceiling because, as the pilot called it, a remnant of hurricane Sandy. Drinks everywhere. I now keep my seatbelt on the whole flight no matter what the lights say.

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I offered to repair some of the old electronic gizmos but he nevver took me up on it.

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The cosmetological Big Bang was a very different sort of <a href="http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m5bls3ahyJ1qgksg7o1_500.jpg" target="_blank">event</a>.

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Thanks for the rant. I needed that.

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