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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I will personally buy him a pair of Star Wars socks if he says yes.

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gnosis's avatar

Ahaha well done!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Raymond Shaw? He was so good in Jaws.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If Katie Miller has it, does that mean Stephen's got it also, too?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I take all my medical advice from doctors who are morbidly obese.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When given the choice between a calm assessment of all the possible factors and a crazed conspiracy theory, I will always go with the crazed conspiracy theory.

As the beloved Saint Peggy de Noonington her beloved self once wrote, "It would irresponsible not to speculate."

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geobill's avatar

Everyone wants to be Neo from the Matrix.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

“Is it safe?” (Slowly approaching Dustin Hoffman with a dental drill). “Is it safe?”

“Is. It. Safe?”

Spoiler...it’s Kushner. This all ends with him in the oval somehow before he’s 40.

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Nathan Janoff's avatar

Thanks for the morning laugh. Needed muchly

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Nathan Janoff's avatar

Starting????

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RLL's avatar

So, basically, what you are saying that Obama tried to make things less opaque. Clinton really did not, and certainly, St. Ronnie of Alzheimers and Bush I were no great friends of transparency. And the veils over surveillance and torture of the Bush II administration are still quite opaque. Even the efforts under Obama were not sustained or systematic.

Bureaucracy resists transparency. It takes sustained effort to penetrate it.

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acchomplished's avatar

I know what you mean. I'm an RN and many of my co-workers are anti flu vaccine, believe in conspiracy theories about covid 19 and other health issues. It's astonishing.

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Marioninnyc's avatar

i'd pay to see this movie, but only if it has a happy ending.

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mclepus's avatar

I have had to do the same.

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acchomplished's avatar

I'm surprised. I heard they were putting manure on the ground to dissuade people from going to crowded events.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST IS PROOF THERE IS A GOD!!!

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