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tammyischatty's avatar

Although some essential oils are to be avoided when pregnant. Perhaps a good addition to the herbs

Dianna Deem's avatar

Friend of Wonkette Charlie Pierce figures the real target is Griswald, the case that established right to privacy.

cleos_mom's avatar

Well, there ya go. When a Rescuing Stepparent is needed, the canines are always willing to step up to the plate.

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It's been ever thus for me since the 1980s.

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

We have a fix for that! The kids get adopted by wolves and found great civilizations upon 7 hills! Or more likely they will get taken in by friendly groundhogs and live under a tool shed.

cleos_mom's avatar

Actually I was thinking that first statement all the way through the 1980s. Dolt45 wouldn't be in the WH now if Rotten Reagan's regime hadn't prepared the ground.

cleos_mom's avatar

Do you have any alternative suggestions other than "we might as well all just die now"?

Not planning to vote in November, that much is clear.

cleos_mom's avatar

"The candidate didn't have a cute butt or perky tits."

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The inconvenience needs to include the total disavowal and abandonment of this witless practice of voting only for someone who's "exciting", "energizing" or "inspiring."

You want excitement, get on a roller coaster, go to a ball game. You want to be energized, take a walk, drink a pot of coffee, have a few snorts. You want inspiration, take up meditation or/and go to church.

cleos_mom's avatar

And the Jane collective should be revived, nationwide.

http://www.chicagotribune.c...

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And long stairways. That's how women often did it in those celebratedinsongandstory "more innocent times."

cleos_mom's avatar

Start a tansy and pennyroyal victory garden, though herbal abortions only work in the very early stages.

If you buy, avoid the essential oils -- they're intended for use in herbal insect repellents, not for herbal teas or infusions.

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But appropriate for a party that used to be the Party of Lincoln and now doesn't even quite rise to the level of the Party of Spiro Agnew.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Coal is indestructible? That makes me feel easier in my mind; imagine if you could, I dunno, maybe set it on fire! https://i.imgur.com/ZEbUiy9...