It is weird to us, but some of you do not actually read Wonkette more than 200 times a month. So you may have missed yesterday's announcement that I, your Editrix, am here in this nation's glorious capital, and that you may buy me liquor. We shall meet from six to nine p.m. at the Melrose Hotel in Georgetown; for the first hour there shall be drinks and appetizer specials, where they shall cost $5, in honor of our STALINIST FIVE-YEAR PLAN. (Actually, we already did our five-year plan, and it was "I dunno,
Grandpa?
<i>obliterate country music</i>
Not entirely seeing the problem here.
Well darn. And I just left Thursday. Have fun.
&quot;Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.&quot; -Willy Wonka
At least there&#039;s a chance they might come to Memphis someday- I&#039;m halfway between LA and SF, so, basically, the middle of nowhere.
I want to lick you.