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Or hate Obamacare, but agree with every individual part of it.

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Nobody can solve the economic mess. Nobody can solve the Middle East crisis.

As soon as we find someone named "Nobody" or the equivalent, we've got it made! VOTE FOR NOBODY!

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But can you PROVE they're American Citizens?

BIRF CERTIFICATE!

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She's too worried about lesbeens eating <i>her</i>.

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And think Bachmann is crazy-sexy.

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I think they just repackaged it as 5 Hour Energy.

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Top scientists are still looking for that.

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I don't think any of these could summon a hardon of measurable length.

Except maybe Bachmann.

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CHUCK PERCY 2012!

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Wonketteers must stick together.

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I dunno, one of them reminds me of Michele Bachmann...female, all fluffy, got this crazy eye thing going, and is always late to whatever is going on.

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Why don't they just keep calling him "Romney"?

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Nonsense! Newtron is man of unshakeable principles. His <strike>Baptist</strike> Catholic faith. His <strike>congressional district</strike> PAC. Health insurance reform <strike>including</strike> excluding an individual mandate. His wife <strike>Jackie</strike> <strike>Marianne</strike> Callista.

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I know what you mean. To Repubicans, Newt is the "smart" one.

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My neighbors have about eight chickens that wander over to our place for handouts of stale bread and watermelon rinds and they leave offerings of poop and the occasional egg. I'm not sure which one should get the top slot.

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Quaaludes for the yuppies of yore.

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