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Trumps don’t sell products made in Murika either.

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How dumb are these people?

Wait... I withdraw the question.

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And the Ruskies/Putin are claiming that Butina is just an innocent operative.Girl was working it from all sides and spying.

If she would've stolen a Presidency as well she'd qualify for the Golden Russian Trifecta.

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As one does.

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Communist Russia was an evil empire.Kleptocratic reactionary Orthodox Christian racist Russia are our friends.

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oh wait...is it unusual to be on the lookout for spare barrels of jet fuel? Cause I've had a Craigslist ad for years looking for just that.

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Trump doesn’t use Murikan steel.

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Not Really American

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You can't spell "treason" without NRA!

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Use Russian vodka, and change the order of the layers to make the Russian flag:

http://www.whiskeyriff.com/...

Then throw them out. Fireball "whisky" is an offense against all flavored alcohol, liqueurs, and whiskey.

http://www.delish.com/food/...

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Limp Dick says what?

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Nah, you’re totally right. I looked at the comma and my brain said DECIMAL. Thanks for the catch.

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I wasn't trying to make people do math.

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Oh, shoot, you're right.Jet fuel is 6.8 lb/gallonBarrel is 42 gallons, which is 285.6lbs/barrel5M barrels is 1428000000lbs1 ton is 2000lbs, 71 thousand tons!

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Kids these days. Want everything handed to them neatly gift-wrapped with a bow.

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Oh, $5F, how I remember the days of protesting the Vietnam war, when ALL the Republicans (and not a few Democrats) used to say to our faces, "You're getting your marching orders from Moscow." It wasn't true; we were homegrown protestors. We genuinely believed in our cause.

Now ALL these Republicans are getting their marching orders from Moscow, and when confronted about it, they say, "So, nu?" or they would if they spoke Yiddish, so I guess they really say, "And?"

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