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HooverVilles's avatar

Trumps don’t sell products made in Murika either.

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Zannah Merrill's avatar

How dumb are these people?

Wait... I withdraw the question.

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Leftflank's avatar

And the Ruskies/Putin are claiming that Butina is just an innocent operative.Girl was working it from all sides and spying.

If she would've stolen a Presidency as well she'd qualify for the Golden Russian Trifecta.

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mailman27's avatar

As one does.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Communist Russia was an evil empire.Kleptocratic reactionary Orthodox Christian racist Russia are our friends.

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Emil Muz's avatar

oh wait...is it unusual to be on the lookout for spare barrels of jet fuel? Cause I've had a Craigslist ad for years looking for just that.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Trump doesn’t use Murikan steel.

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Querolous's avatar

Not Really American

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rtpoeman's avatar

You can't spell "treason" without NRA!

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rtpoeman's avatar

Use Russian vodka, and change the order of the layers to make the Russian flag:

http://www.whiskeyriff.com/...

Then throw them out. Fireball "whisky" is an offense against all flavored alcohol, liqueurs, and whiskey.

http://www.delish.com/food/...

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Argle Bargle's avatar

Limp Dick says what?

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Liz Dye's avatar

Nah, you’re totally right. I looked at the comma and my brain said DECIMAL. Thanks for the catch.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I wasn't trying to make people do math.

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Liz Dye's avatar

Oh, shoot, you're right.Jet fuel is 6.8 lb/gallonBarrel is 42 gallons, which is 285.6lbs/barrel5M barrels is 1428000000lbs1 ton is 2000lbs, 71 thousand tons!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Kids these days. Want everything handed to them neatly gift-wrapped with a bow.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, $5F, how I remember the days of protesting the Vietnam war, when ALL the Republicans (and not a few Democrats) used to say to our faces, "You're getting your marching orders from Moscow." It wasn't true; we were homegrown protestors. We genuinely believed in our cause.

Now ALL these Republicans are getting their marching orders from Moscow, and when confronted about it, they say, "So, nu?" or they would if they spoke Yiddish, so I guess they really say, "And?"

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