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We’d be counting our blessings that he wasn’t available.

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‘Member on The West Wing when no matter how much President Bartlet wanted to keep playing chess or listening to YoYo Ma or wearing his Notre Dame sweatshirt, CJ would bring him a flip phone and it would be Leo and the president would go back to Presidenting?

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Now, let's be fair. The man has priorities:

1. Sending out nasty Tweets.2. Raping women3. Playing golf4. Tax evasion

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Winter rules.

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You said them fine except that Trump doesn’t use a computer. Just his Jitterbug Twatphone.

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Because "when they go low, we go high" is the Dem strategy

You really want OHJB to go down in the sewer with Trump? Rather than letting PL do the work?

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technically she's gerogetown, oxford and harvard law.

so there's that.

(mr. fuflans has a theory about stupid right wingers getting a pass but i'm not really convinced. in other words, i think she may be smart playing a long con.).

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I assume someone thought "Republic of Gilead? That's Pence's thing."

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Protecting the lives of American troops is #3,759, just ahead of saving the lives of American civilians from the pandemic, at #3,797.

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Except for Evan Hurst's dog Lula, who is judging you right now.

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As amended by executive order.

That "preferred lies" stuff restricted to your own fairway was a wimpy Obama-era rule.

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or possibly Flint, where they still have no clean water?

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The only time he likes American troops is when he's handing out medals.

Heinrich Himmler was appointed to command the Army Group that was defending Berlin, and thought it would just consist of inspecting men, victory speeches, and presenting medals. Boy, did he get hard lesson.

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But he's just seconds away from posting a tweet if one comes up during he PDB or a meeting in the Oval Office. He keeps one eye on the twitter phone at all times when he's supposed to be working.

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You don't wanna know.

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Indeed . Apologies for introducing commie-loving shit , but a few rude questions seem in order . As:- didn't Brzinski gloat about bleeding the Russians successfully ? Didn't the Afghan warlords use the CIA supplied weapons to kill or maim industrial numbers of Russian soldiers ? The ( alleged ) Russian bribing program ( do the Afghans need bribing to get America out of their country ? ) looks small beer ( 5 US dead this year ) by comparison .

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