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JCfromNC's avatar

// Graham made it clear that his regime-change kink isn’t just limited to the Middle East. ///

I'm reminded of a line from "Rustlers' Rhapsody" -- "Let the old men who start the wars fight the wars." I don't think Lindsey would be as keen if he had some skin in the game.

Barbara Bly's avatar

He has NO experience in any law enforcement. Why do we keep hiring inexperienced PEOPLE? Would you hire a chef with no experience in a kitchen. Give me why the senate keeps hiring them.

Megan Macomber's avatar

"See this hat? DO YOU SEE THIS HAT, MARIA? Hat mean US bomb you too--if we want!"

Ill-Advised's avatar

Well, maybe we should commit DOD funds to baseball caps. Wave it and win! It's just that easy!

Linda Osika's avatar

For a very short moment, I applauded Tillis...

Until he endorsed Markymarkwayne...

MWM is nuttier, and extremely more ignorant, than Noem is. The only difference is that he isn't banging Lewandowski.

And Graham is so busy stroking himself over all this bloodshed I'm surprised his hands aren't sticking to everything...

Stan Duffner's avatar

If you listen to him you find out he's not even smart enough to know what a war is.

Karla K's avatar

He can't speak a proper English sentence, "what was we ranked?"

https://youtu.be/K7SPs6gExuk?si=bBk60qXelhMq26GG

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. "We're gonna blow the hell out of those people" is perhaps a little too close to the mark. Where did Lindsay think he was, The Ramrod?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Markwayne wouldn’t have been considered for this job if he wasn’t on board with maintaining all the fascist Idiocracy Naziferatu/Wormtongue had implemented under Cosplay Nazi Barbie.

But Tillis can dream, right?

Hollysdower's avatar

"GRAHAM: We're going to blow the hell out of these people. […] It is gonna be on its knees."

Nope, you don't sound gay at ALL, Lindsey! Keep taking that Repressitol.

Meccalopolis's avatar

WAR POWER DOESN'T WIN WARS! Never has, never will.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Simba has grasped the situation. OTOH, where are the treats located?

Hollysdower's avatar

Awwwww, that face!

noname's avatar

Poor little guy, what a day!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I have this feeling that Graham needs some adjustments to his meds.

Viole Falusche's avatar

We're marching to a faster pace

Look out, here comes the master race!

Runfastandwin's avatar

these whackadoodles like Miller is going anywhere. Tillis is as big a jackass as Markwayne if that is his name sounds made up to me.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Mark-Wayne is out of his depth in a hot tub,

PRW's avatar

“Free Cuba.”

No, no, he just wants a rum-and-Coke with lime!