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That is a herd of whole ass dinosaurs, we're lucky they evolved nicer.

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Actually in terms of water and feed they are one of the more sustainable protein sources out there. Nothing beats bug tho!In all likelihood those ones are gonna be boots.

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Ta, MM. I am, indeed, having a week. It was very cold today, but it's going to be bitterly cold tomorrow, with wind chill making it feel like 0 degrees F. An irresponsible client did not show up for his appointment today, and he's been out of meds for a couple weeks already. And coming home my bus could not turn onto Avenue A, because the great little stationery store burned in a terrible fire.

I no longer watch the Sunday shows; I find out what happened by reading MM.

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Everyone loves Dorsey's Song of India and I'm a huge fan of Rimsky-Korsakov's Scheherazade.

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Mall ophthalmologist heal thyself.

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I look at kids and I do not think, "Awww, how adorable." No. I look at kids and think, "Vector!"

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The science? What on earth is Lightfoot talking about? Science says that getting COVID can be bad for you.

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I used to teach. I cannot remember a fall season when I didn't get sick within two weeks of school starting. I think we should put the teachers in HazMat suits.

Or possibly the kids.

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They did not evolve nicer. They are fat velociraptors.

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Last seen tossing pebbles at Liesl's bedroom window.

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Ahhhhh shit!

I wish my sister had concerned more than me.

I called my mom up to make sure she was OK (she drives like a maniac). I asked her "did you dent Derrick Zoolander?"

"Why do you call my car 'Zoolander'?" She asked.

"Because thats its paint color. Blue Steel....hello? Hello!? Did you hang up?"(She did hang up).

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Tried to get into eastern music. Just can't get get into bands east of the Rhine. I blame it on bands like Gorky Park, White Snake.

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He will be missed by, maybe, somebody, although not so much by me.

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I never had an accident in The Burgh. Even drove all the way from Oakland to the South Hills on polished ice and nobody lost control.

Had one in LA, entirely my fault.

Had two in Florida, injured both times and the second one could easily have killed me.

So the box score suggests I was better off in Pittsburgh.

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Because the porn studs have bigger cocks?

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You are a yinzer (not to be confused with a Yunzer... North of Ohio/Agh river weirdos)....

We have Salt in West Mifflin and Wilmerdink.

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