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Peter T Hooper's avatar

Yes, we might as well laugh, as we proceed to our doom.

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Zap's avatar

"I mean, they're calling him a grumpy old man." That's not the name I have for him...

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Yeah, Trump sure as shit doesn’t act like a traditional politician, Marco. He’s way more crooked.

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Zap's avatar

More like a traditional criminal trying to act like a politician.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"And we have already been through this now. You would think people had figured it out by now. "

No shit, Marco. No shit.

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DemoCat's avatar

Little Marco should trade his ears for Trump’s hands. Things are all out of proportion.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The things Liddle Marco would hear!

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Grandpa Trumps was just telling a STORY. What is wrong with you people?!?

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DemoCat's avatar

You’re right, Lil Marco! When Trump tells the world if he were somehow potus again, he’d let Russia annex Poland, Finland, Belgium (whomever he decides in his good brain is “delinquent”) it’s just a story! And since Trump is full of shit, is a liar and unreliable in all ways, it can be overlooked. Imagine the absolute hysteria from the GOP if Joe Biden uttered the same words Trump does. Oh the clutched pearls.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Every time Little Marco shows just how useless he is, I’m reminded of that Time Magazine cover from around 2009 that proclaimed him “the Republican savior.”

That didn’t age well, even not taking into account his severe case of dry mouth during the SOTU response.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

<< RUBIO: Well, that's not what happened. ... But he's telling a story. ... What he's basically saying is, if you see the comments, he said NATO was broke or busted until he took over because people weren't paying their dues. >>

And this is where I would have dispatched the nearest heavy object into the TV screen.

HEY MARKIE! What he's basically saying is HE STILL HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW NATO WORKS.

<< And then he told the story about how he used leverage to get people to step up to the plate and become more active in NATO. >>

NO, MARKIE, he told a story about his willingness to VIOLATE A TREATY.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

We all know Haley is going to pucker up and kiss tangeranus' anus when the time comes.

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Daydream Believer's avatar

The RFK ad probably would have worked a little better if Jr. didn’t look like he was grimacing and/or snarling in every photoshopped

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Tecolote's avatar

Little Marco says the Border Patrol is wrong. After that, you’d think that he would avoid future photo ops with BP agents, but they’ll still serve as a willing backdrop for any future Rubio (or any repub) self-promos.

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marcus816's avatar

You know, I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that Haley DOES NOT kiss Trump’s ring (ass) and endorse him. I think she’s got more guts than Rubio or Cruz. (Low bar, I know.) We’ll see.

(Fuck Ted Cruz!)

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"M"'s avatar

She already worked for his Administration once

And he's been the same criminal since way before he put his hand on that Bible and lied

And all he has done is gotten worse

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I think the same thing. She's got her sights set on a longer game than this election. Cynically, I think that she avoids endorsing him now - to collect the backing of the neverTrumpers ... and hopes that once Trump is dead and gone, all the money that is avoiding her now will come back into play.

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marcus816's avatar

Agreed.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Gather 'round, kiddies. It's story time with PAB!

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"M"'s avatar

Nope

Shan't

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Geez, they are back to this excuse for compulsive lying?

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He doesn't talk like a traditional politician.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Or they’re all , “he was just being sarcastic!” Sorry, pal, I don’t want a POTUS who likes to joke about betraying our allies.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Don't take him literally. Take him to Gitmo.

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marcus816's avatar

Why would anyone vote for some asshole whose default defense is that he’s too stupid to know what he saying?

(Rhetorical.)

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Heal the fucking divide? How do he propose to heal the separation between 52% of America that is left center, multicultural, not gender bias and the 48% that is just fine with Christofascist, authoritarian, white supremacy? What medications do you take to make you think that is a chasm that can be bridged by a superficial, badly informed, granola chewing, sandals clad, noblesse oblige candidate who can't get past being a pariah to his own family?

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"M"'s avatar

When they say "heal the divide" to the rest of us

what they actually mean is "capitulate"

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

The only reason they want you to stop fukkin that chicken is so they can put in their own toadstool.

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"M"'s avatar

🤢🤢🤢

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Joe Bacon's avatar

Ah It's Glory Day--the day I open the first package of This year's Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.

Yes. Open the box and take the first Thin Mint!

With a shot of Kona Espresso.

DEE-LIGHT-FUL!

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