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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I'd call Roto Rooter if I thought it would help.

Zyxomma's avatar

I should have scrolled down, and seen that Dolly and Miley are already here.

Zyxomma's avatar

Yecchhh. Madonna's career is proof to me that overweening ambition can conquer all. Can't sing, marginal as a dancer, terrible actor. I wish she'd use her huge stash of cash as a producer, instead of continuing to embarrass herself as a performer. She lowered the bar for what's acceptable in a singer SO damned low that I can no longer listen to contemporary music. Auto-tune sucks. Taylor WHO?

Zyxomma's avatar

Former governors are frequently referred to as Governor (in fact, George Carlin called W. Governor Bush since he was not elected, but selected--I called him Resident for the same reason), but $carah QUIT, thus is undeserving and unworthy of the honorific.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And you hear "beep, beep,beep" all over the place. Honestly, how did fat people shop before those scooters came along?

EmmettGrogan's avatar

Not to worry, honey, you will have an old, saggy body one day, too. I go to nudist resorts often and am 60 y.o., sorry to offend your sensibilities.

YayConspiracy's avatar

I imagine this is what deer experience when they stare into the headlights of an oncoming car.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I got one already, darling. I just don't intend to inflict it on others.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Or when your bosses get a minicomputer installed at your ad agency.

Alex Grey's avatar

Schrodinger's Candidate!

Are we there yet?'s avatar

So, Dawn.........naked camming is starting to pay big for you!!!..............awesome..............