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Zerks

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Okey Doke. But I prefer Mental Floss. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I'd call Roto Rooter if I thought it would help.

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I should have scrolled down, and seen that Dolly and Miley are already here.

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Yecchhh. Madonna's career is proof to me that overweening ambition can conquer all. Can't sing, marginal as a dancer, terrible actor. I wish she'd use her huge stash of cash as a producer, instead of continuing to embarrass herself as a performer. She lowered the bar for what's acceptable in a singer SO damned low that I can no longer listen to contemporary music. Auto-tune sucks. Taylor WHO?

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Former governors are frequently referred to as Governor (in fact, George Carlin called W. Governor Bush since he was not elected, but selected--I called him Resident for the same reason), but $carah QUIT, thus is undeserving and unworthy of the honorific.

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And you hear "beep, beep,beep" all over the place. Honestly, how did fat people shop before those scooters came along?

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Not to worry, honey, you will have an old, saggy body one day, too. I go to nudist resorts often and am 60 y.o., sorry to offend your sensibilities.

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I imagine this is what deer experience when they stare into the headlights of an oncoming car.

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I got one already, darling. I just don't intend to inflict it on others.

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Or when your bosses get a minicomputer installed at your ad agency.

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Schrodinger's Candidate!

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So, Dawn.........naked camming is starting to pay big for you!!!..............awesome..............

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