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kbbaldwin2's avatar

He can withstand sunlight?

Brian Bixby's avatar

I don't think so, chickens are mean. Ours would happily beat the crap out of any cat that steps into their run (although they leave the mink alone for some reason). Our previous birds killed and ate several rats.

dansezlajavanaise's avatar

great, they taught him early to ignore his feelings and find distractions.

dansezlajavanaise's avatar

did you know that in france, filet mignon is actually pork tenderloin? (though that doesn't explain the ham steak… nor the men's room).

nanuq1's avatar

Never ask for a chien chaud.

nanuq1's avatar

How is there not a place in Helena that makes, or at least sells, handbaskets?

Living in the woods's avatar

Shit, one time I was working in an office building in downtown Manhattan and we noticed there was a hole in a nearby building and the fire Marshall came on the intercom and told us to stay in place and a little bit later there was a hole in another nearby building and we all ran for lives like scared rabbits. Some times it’s not a drill.

Zyxomma's avatar

Yes, Liz. Let them fight.

IndianaKevin's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I was a newspaper editor for 30 years, and you are correct.

Kamwick's avatar

It's actually 'indentured servant' in my house.

dansezlajavanaise's avatar

don't ask for one in english either. these things are heinous.

malsperanza's avatar

Obligatory (only a fragment of the whole thing, sadly)https://vimeo.com/195830483

Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I recently rediscovered Cabernets and I ran out of beer so I guess cabs it is for the night - I am saving the scotch for when a big deal happens (definition to be decided at a later date)

BCB's avatar

Well duh: he can't say it with a queer face, or he'll be primaried with accusations of promoting a Radical LGBTQ Agenda.