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He can withstand sunlight?

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I don't think so, chickens are mean. Ours would happily beat the crap out of any cat that steps into their run (although they leave the mink alone for some reason). Our previous birds killed and ate several rats.

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great, they taught him early to ignore his feelings and find distractions.

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did you know that in france, filet mignon is actually pork tenderloin? (though that doesn't explain the ham steak… nor the men's room).

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Never ask for a chien chaud.

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How is there not a place in Helena that makes, or at least sells, handbaskets?

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Shit, one time I was working in an office building in downtown Manhattan and we noticed there was a hole in a nearby building and the fire Marshall came on the intercom and told us to stay in place and a little bit later there was a hole in another nearby building and we all ran for lives like scared rabbits. Some times it’s not a drill.

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Yes, Liz. Let them fight.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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I was a newspaper editor for 30 years, and you are correct.

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It's actually 'indentured servant' in my house.

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don't ask for one in english either. these things are heinous.

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Obligatory (only a fragment of the whole thing, sadly)https://vimeo.com/195830483

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I recently rediscovered Cabernets and I ran out of beer so I guess cabs it is for the night - I am saving the scotch for when a big deal happens (definition to be decided at a later date)

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Well duh: he can't say it with a queer face, or he'll be primaried with accusations of promoting a Radical LGBTQ Agenda.

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