Wonkers, please to enjoy this Valentine's gift we are giving you, which is a Valentine to ourselves that you can join in on, like a big ol' us-Valentine orgy! Oh, what puddles and messes we shall leave! We will start: We love you, Wonkette. We love Fakakta and Snipy and Jesse T. and Jesse B.
Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove That gentle wit with barbs conceal'd, Puns and snarky comments yield.
And we will sit and point and laugh At each hilarious right-wing gaffe, As Boehner weeps and Marco sweats, And Perry all his lines forgets.
We'll tarry 'mongst the blooming heather -- Bring your whip of Spanish leather -- An if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me, and be my love.
Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Baby left me without warning Sometime in the night So I'm flying down to Houston With forgetting her the nature of my flight
As we taxi down the runway With the smog and haze reminding me Of how I feel Just a country boy who's learning That the pitfalls of the city Are extremely real
All the night life and parties Temptation and deceit The order of the day Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Cause I'm leaving baby Somewhere in LA
Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Baby left me without warning Sometime in the night So I'm flying down to Houston With forgetting her the nature of my flight
When they named the damned thing YAHOO!, I bet they had no idea they were being prescient.
speaking of pixels, mine seem to be sticky all of a sudden...
Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove That gentle wit with barbs conceal'd, Puns and snarky comments yield.
And we will sit and point and laugh At each hilarious right-wing gaffe, As Boehner weeps and Marco sweats, And Perry all his lines forgets.
We'll tarry 'mongst the blooming heather -- Bring your whip of Spanish leather -- An if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me, and be my love.
Γ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ«Millions of penises, penises for meΓ’ΒΒͺΓ’ΒΒ«
Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Baby left me without warning Sometime in the night So I'm flying down to Houston With forgetting her the nature of my flight
As we taxi down the runway With the smog and haze reminding me Of how I feel Just a country boy who's learning That the pitfalls of the city Are extremely real
All the night life and parties Temptation and deceit The order of the day Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Cause I'm leaving baby Somewhere in LA
Well, it's a bloody Mary morning Baby left me without warning Sometime in the night So I'm flying down to Houston With forgetting her the nature of my flight
Virtual Orgy? Hell yeah, count the shypixel in!
Shypixel? Are we related?
A wet bed pleases Forbidden petal spreads A leap onto the bed.
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