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A Very Sexy Day For DC Christmas Trees (Not Christmas)
Say goodbye to the Washington Post 's "Sunday Source" section. It will be replaced by David Gregory. [ Fishbowl DC ]
Today is the day when local Christmas trees are finally legal , thus making them undesirable to members of Congress. [ Washington Post ]
Here is a heart-breaking story of a $70k Audi which was stripped of its tires on Thanksgiving Day and then dragged to the impound lot without wheels. [ DCist ]
DC buses have been co-opted for exciting no-stakes religious wars. [ DC Examiner ]
The Metro escalators will not be operation on Inauguration Day, forcing Americans to take the stairs. It is an unprecedented tragedy. [ WTOP ]