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Chris Grrr's avatar

Whew. For a second there I was afraid Aetna seceded.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

It's an insult to Palpatine to compare Joe Lieberman to him. Palpatine was an evil genius who executed an intricate and audacious plan for galactic domination over decades. Lieberman's just a Droopy Dog-looking motherfucker/pile of rate feces who got his fee-fees hurt whenever he wasn't being paid enough attention to.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Please! Like Miss Lindsey has ever topped in his life!

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malsperanza's avatar

Also, Groton. Need moar submarines! <a href="http://www.gdeb.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.gdeb.com/">http://www.gdeb.com/</a>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

judging by the pic with AlGore, Joe does...

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I saw it for 5 minutes, and got confused. They're allowed to drive cars if they are enforcers against heretics or something? Seemed like it was almost satirical. Should I give it a second chance?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And please take your collection of Happy Meal Fun Toys with you. Buh Bye.

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Lot_49's avatar

Yer just sayin that cuz United Techmologies, which makes the many, many helicopters the military buys, is in Connecticut. But Vinegar Joe is a much more promiscuous whore than that since he created DHS and put himself on top of the oversight committee. Now every airport in America has many more federal employees thanks to Joe, and everybody owes him big time, plus the scanner manufacturers and luggage-content-tray manufacturers and gun makers who benefit from DHS pork distributions to local law enforcement.

It's a beautiful thing. Why would he quit?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually, his Big Idea was the unmanagable monlithic Department of Homeland Security. A D. Bachel.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Nonpartisan?" Is that what he calls it?

Poor Joe's finger is chapped from checking which way the wind is blowing every five minutes.

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malsperanza's avatar

Joe Lieberman: inventor of the use of blackmail as a legislative negotiating technique. Thanks, Joe, that's quite a legacy!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But Joe's famous for such legislative triumphs as ... ummm ... errr ... yeaaaah. Joe who, did you say?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

with friends like these...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It must suck to realize that the next time his name appears in the NY Times, it'll probably be his obituary. That's what happens when you're "already dead" to liberals.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yes, but can Herman Cain find it on a map?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

judging from that picture- the Gerber baby

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