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JCfromNC's avatar

I'm guessing this is her childhood friend and his little brother who have shown up -- they've found one of her CDs and started playing it, and a kappa showed up in the yard and started dancing to it. So maybe her managers just didn't market her to the right audience.

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Get rid of google, too.

If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

It's OK. It's just that neither can spell COCKSUCKER.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

What portends to be a busy day ... signed an offer letter on Friday for a new job. Now comes the paperwork and background checks and health insurance dance. Ugh.

At least my background check won't show anything ... unlike all the criminals the felon "pardoned". Have fun getting a job, dirtbags.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

This cold snap has brought overnight temps as low as --𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, so I have a bit of foreboding when I check the TNR feeding station...

But the headcount was on and none of 'em were presenting hypothermia symptoms. Half dozen cats in a single pile in the shelter...

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, that's a bummer. The drunks speeding along the road that the camera kept cutting to have run down our heroine's beloved grandmother, and then after leaving the scene, used their car to punt a kappa shrine over a cliff and into the sea. Although the shot of it sinking in the water was pretty obviously a miniature being lowered down through an aquarium.

The old SFX are still the best!

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JCfromNC's avatar

And now the god in the shrine is coming to life, so this is the cue for the rest of the murders to begin.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Good morning Wonkette!

Happy Day After to everyone who celebrates it. I'm having the customary coffee, no sugar, no cream.

How are you guys non-celebrating?

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YaJagoff's avatar

The revolution will not be televised https://youtu.be/QnJFhuOWgXg

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asmallmacropod 🐨's avatar

Or posted on tiktok.

Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle

You cannot even search the word "fascism" on TikTok anymore. People are searching for info on Palestine, the L.A. wildfires, and even the Holocaust and being told to look out for "misinformation."

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The Wanderer's avatar

It'll be livestreamed.

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noname's avatar

Well, that's what's been happening for a while, yes.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Non-comment of the day

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YaJagoff's avatar

Damn near spit coffee all over everything

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

There's a bunch of stupid in the tech press around DOGE and the US Digital Service. It remains to be seen whether this will become anything. Doesn't sound like it.

Also ... some bullshit around AI. We'll have to see what it really means on the ground or is it just some smoke and mirrors crap. (I remain skeptical of any efficacy)

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Her town is called "Shirikodama", which is a bit of kappa folklore that translates to "small anus ball", and physically it's exactly what it says on the tin. As to why you would have one, there's not a lot of consensus.

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What is a Shirikodama?

No one really agrees on what the shirikodama is. Some say that it is the human soul, hardened into physical form. Some say that the shirikodama in pictures resembles the Buddhist Hojo, or wish-granting jewel. The hojo was onion-shaped, with a round body and a tapered top. The usual depiction of the shirikodama does indeed resemble this shape.

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https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I was at the gym yesterday where they had the Inauguration on many TVs but at one point Fox News cut away to report Ramiswana will not serve in the efficiency panel after all. I am LOLOLOLOLOLing. Who's next?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I heard little South African Nazi wannabe will get an office in the White House.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Such a nice building to be wasted on being an insane asylum.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Ramasmarmy outobnoxioused himself. This makes Hamilton LHAO!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Okay... so our girl, her big city dreams dashed upon the rocks of reality, has returned home and the town is full of people with weird deformities. The train station attendant is a hunchback with one all-white eye and terrible teeth, and a convenience store clerk has what looks like a tiny face on his cheek. Doubtless these are our early clues to nefarious experiments going on that involve human mutations.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Human mutation 𝘢𝘯𝘥 her promotion company clawing back the advance...

Reality rocks!

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The Wanderer's avatar

"You can't go home again."

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Ya can if you build a home far enough away from the otherone. Heh!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Aww, her hometown has a bunch of posters up from her idol career, advertising her songs.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Popped over to CNN where they featured the first dance between that orange bag of shit and his wife and I felt 0% bad for her having to dance with his stinky ass.

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tek's avatar

hm..

𝐴 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 91 𝑖𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑎 𝑈.𝑆. 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔.

𝐴𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 3:15 𝑝.𝑚. 𝑖𝑛 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 27 𝑖𝑛 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 26 𝑖𝑛 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠.

later...

𝐴 𝑈.𝑆. 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 91 𝑖𝑛 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝐵𝐼.

𝐴 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑. 𝐴 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑗𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝐵𝐼’𝑠 𝐴𝑙𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑.

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abbienormal's avatar

The article in the NYT implied that it had something to do with people from India illegally trying to get into the US. The NYT provided no evidence for this.

Fuck the NYT. I read it sometimes but I don't pay for it.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Makes good asswipe in a crisis...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗣𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗽𝘀 (and republicans)

Physical proximity, social dominance are primary factors involved in "contagious urination" behavior.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/01/peeing-is-contagious-among-chimps/

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Schmannity's avatar

*yawn"

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Coffee and enlarged prostate is what seems to be driving mine, but it's not like I seek out others to pee with or post on instagram.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

To be honest...I do it so often that y'all are already doing it with me.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

How to meet your inner pee god: turn 70.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Oh Christ. It cannot get worse. There's no room for it to get even worse than it it now. I'll just...I don't know what I'll do, it'll be something tho.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Prostates are undeniable proof that there cannot be a loving God. I mean, WTF ordered that?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Designed by committee, obviously.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Obviously indeed.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

This may indeed answer some questions about RW behavior.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Russian Hookers have entered the chat

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Let them go read brain fog spam in the original language.

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