I'm guessing this is her childhood friend and his little brother who have shown up -- they've found one of her CDs and started playing it, and a kappa showed up in the yard and started dancing to it. So maybe her managers just didn't market her to the right audience.
If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.
What portends to be a busy day ... signed an offer letter on Friday for a new job. Now comes the paperwork and background checks and health insurance dance. Ugh.
At least my background check won't show anything ... unlike all the criminals the felon "pardoned". Have fun getting a job, dirtbags.
Well, that's a bummer. The drunks speeding along the road that the camera kept cutting to have run down our heroine's beloved grandmother, and then after leaving the scene, used their car to punt a kappa shrine over a cliff and into the sea. Although the shot of it sinking in the water was pretty obviously a miniature being lowered down through an aquarium.
You cannot even search the word "fascism" on TikTok anymore. People are searching for info on Palestine, the L.A. wildfires, and even the Holocaust and being told to look out for "misinformation."
There's a bunch of stupid in the tech press around DOGE and the US Digital Service. It remains to be seen whether this will become anything. Doesn't sound like it.
Also ... some bullshit around AI. We'll have to see what it really means on the ground or is it just some smoke and mirrors crap. (I remain skeptical of any efficacy)
Her town is called "Shirikodama", which is a bit of kappa folklore that translates to "small anus ball", and physically it's exactly what it says on the tin. As to why you would have one, there's not a lot of consensus.
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What is a Shirikodama?
No one really agrees on what the shirikodama is. Some say that it is the human soul, hardened into physical form. Some say that the shirikodama in pictures resembles the Buddhist Hojo, or wish-granting jewel. The hojo was onion-shaped, with a round body and a tapered top. The usual depiction of the shirikodama does indeed resemble this shape.
I was at the gym yesterday where they had the Inauguration on many TVs but at one point Fox News cut away to report Ramiswana will not serve in the efficiency panel after all. I am LOLOLOLOLOLing. Who's next?
Okay... so our girl, her big city dreams dashed upon the rocks of reality, has returned home and the town is full of people with weird deformities. The train station attendant is a hunchback with one all-white eye and terrible teeth, and a convenience store clerk has what looks like a tiny face on his cheek. Doubtless these are our early clues to nefarious experiments going on that involve human mutations.
Popped over to CNN where they featured the first dance between that orange bag of shit and his wife and I felt 0% bad for her having to dance with his stinky ass.
The article in the NYT implied that it had something to do with people from India illegally trying to get into the US. The NYT provided no evidence for this.
Fuck the NYT. I read it sometimes but I don't pay for it.
Oh Christ. It cannot get worse. There's no room for it to get even worse than it it now. I'll just...I don't know what I'll do, it'll be something tho.
I'm guessing this is her childhood friend and his little brother who have shown up -- they've found one of her CDs and started playing it, and a kappa showed up in the yard and started dancing to it. So maybe her managers just didn't market her to the right audience.
Get rid of google, too.
If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.
It's OK. It's just that neither can spell COCKSUCKER.
Art for art's sake. [Calvin & Hobbes]
https://assets.amuniversal.com/2025c7308d9a013d7f62005056a9545d
It is remarkable
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:hfqhgktt2cteoewin4dw3geg/bafkreibf3qpa2eq5iwxnsesw22z4uqw5bhntgzjbapglcsfilyrn3r65nm@jpeg
What portends to be a busy day ... signed an offer letter on Friday for a new job. Now comes the paperwork and background checks and health insurance dance. Ugh.
At least my background check won't show anything ... unlike all the criminals the felon "pardoned". Have fun getting a job, dirtbags.
This cold snap has brought overnight temps as low as --𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, so I have a bit of foreboding when I check the TNR feeding station...
But the headcount was on and none of 'em were presenting hypothermia symptoms. Half dozen cats in a single pile in the shelter...
Well, that's a bummer. The drunks speeding along the road that the camera kept cutting to have run down our heroine's beloved grandmother, and then after leaving the scene, used their car to punt a kappa shrine over a cliff and into the sea. Although the shot of it sinking in the water was pretty obviously a miniature being lowered down through an aquarium.
The old SFX are still the best!
And now the god in the shrine is coming to life, so this is the cue for the rest of the murders to begin.
Good morning Wonkette!
Happy Day After to everyone who celebrates it. I'm having the customary coffee, no sugar, no cream.
How are you guys non-celebrating?
The revolution will not be televised https://youtu.be/QnJFhuOWgXg
Or posted on tiktok.
Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle
You cannot even search the word "fascism" on TikTok anymore. People are searching for info on Palestine, the L.A. wildfires, and even the Holocaust and being told to look out for "misinformation."
It'll be livestreamed.
Well, that's what's been happening for a while, yes.
Non-comment of the day
Damn near spit coffee all over everything
There's a bunch of stupid in the tech press around DOGE and the US Digital Service. It remains to be seen whether this will become anything. Doesn't sound like it.
Also ... some bullshit around AI. We'll have to see what it really means on the ground or is it just some smoke and mirrors crap. (I remain skeptical of any efficacy)
Her town is called "Shirikodama", which is a bit of kappa folklore that translates to "small anus ball", and physically it's exactly what it says on the tin. As to why you would have one, there's not a lot of consensus.
//
What is a Shirikodama?
No one really agrees on what the shirikodama is. Some say that it is the human soul, hardened into physical form. Some say that the shirikodama in pictures resembles the Buddhist Hojo, or wish-granting jewel. The hojo was onion-shaped, with a round body and a tapered top. The usual depiction of the shirikodama does indeed resemble this shape.
//
https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/
I was at the gym yesterday where they had the Inauguration on many TVs but at one point Fox News cut away to report Ramiswana will not serve in the efficiency panel after all. I am LOLOLOLOLOLing. Who's next?
I heard little South African Nazi wannabe will get an office in the White House.
Such a nice building to be wasted on being an insane asylum.
Ramasmarmy outobnoxioused himself. This makes Hamilton LHAO!
Okay... so our girl, her big city dreams dashed upon the rocks of reality, has returned home and the town is full of people with weird deformities. The train station attendant is a hunchback with one all-white eye and terrible teeth, and a convenience store clerk has what looks like a tiny face on his cheek. Doubtless these are our early clues to nefarious experiments going on that involve human mutations.
Human mutation 𝘢𝘯𝘥 her promotion company clawing back the advance...
Reality rocks!
"You can't go home again."
Ya can if you build a home far enough away from the otherone. Heh!
Aww, her hometown has a bunch of posters up from her idol career, advertising her songs.
Popped over to CNN where they featured the first dance between that orange bag of shit and his wife and I felt 0% bad for her having to dance with his stinky ass.
They should have used this as the first dance: https://bsky.app/profile/nixon-dod.bsky.social/post/3lg7gltnqec27
Why did you punish yourself?
I'm frisky in the AM.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F1f21b909-8b68-4712-a25a-ba7cdbbd4765%2Fbe6ab055-6711-42d2-991d-cf26fa82b05a.jpeg
hm..
𝐴 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 91 𝑖𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑎 𝑈.𝑆. 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔.
𝐴𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 3:15 𝑝.𝑚. 𝑖𝑛 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 27 𝑖𝑛 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 26 𝑖𝑛 𝑂𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠.
later...
𝐴 𝑈.𝑆. 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 91 𝑖𝑛 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦, 𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑡, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝐵𝐼.
𝐴 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑. 𝐴 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑗𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝐵𝐼’𝑠 𝐴𝑙𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑.
The article in the NYT implied that it had something to do with people from India illegally trying to get into the US. The NYT provided no evidence for this.
Fuck the NYT. I read it sometimes but I don't pay for it.
Makes good asswipe in a crisis...
𝗣𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗽𝘀 (and republicans)
Physical proximity, social dominance are primary factors involved in "contagious urination" behavior.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/01/peeing-is-contagious-among-chimps/
*yawn"
Coffee and enlarged prostate is what seems to be driving mine, but it's not like I seek out others to pee with or post on instagram.
To be honest...I do it so often that y'all are already doing it with me.
How to meet your inner pee god: turn 70.
Oh Christ. It cannot get worse. There's no room for it to get even worse than it it now. I'll just...I don't know what I'll do, it'll be something tho.
Prostates are undeniable proof that there cannot be a loving God. I mean, WTF ordered that?
Designed by committee, obviously.
Obviously indeed.
This may indeed answer some questions about RW behavior.
Russian Hookers have entered the chat
Let them go read brain fog spam in the original language.