A Year Ago This Week in Wonkette: Tits and Ass (We Haven't Changed Much)

•We respond to the Federal No Ass-Fucking Amendment the only way we know how: The Donald Capoccia Honorary Homo Award for Gayest-Seeming Bushie. [ FNAFA: Gays Feel Fucked by Bush ]

•Speaking of: Remember when everyone thought Rick Perry was gay? Those were the days... [ GovSex: Touching It with a Ten-Foot Pole ]

•Also fondly remembered: John Kerry running for president. Apparently, his website was "riddled with obscenities." Maybe there should have been more... [ Drudge: What's Below "Bottom-of-the-Barrel"? ]

•Then: "Voting is for Old People." Now: "Social Security is for Old People." [ T-ShirtGate: Urban Outfitters Caves ]

•Janet Jackson's tits and their 15 minutes of fame. [ TittyGate: The Saga Continues ]

•And, of course, before the NFL stopped people from putting " gay " on jerseys, BC04 stopped them from putting it signs. The Sloganator was born , then it died . But it lives on . [ W: All Things to All People ]