Aaron Schock, the hot male personal photographer-having FORMER congressman from Illinois, still has a war chest with $3.3 million in it, due to he was apparently very good at fundraising, and also because he apparently had some very creative methods
Please send $5 to our petty cash box, just in case the government unexpectedly decides to rehome Schock with your Wonkette, where he clearly belongs.
Oh Evan, darlin', he's just no good for you! And I'm not certain that even a firm spanking would reform his naughty ways. Plus, the Rand Paul paddle costs around $35.
"still has a war chest with $3.3 million in it"Schock was hoping to use that as a dowry to win over his significant other's parents.
"still has a war chest with $3.3 million in it"That's enough to turn his entire ex-district into Downton Abbey.
Quick Aaron - the GoFundMe site is that-a-way.
Elections are expensive. (Just ask the Koch brothers.) Fortunately King Obama is getting rid of them.
Man, 3.3 big uns? Would he marry me? Oh wait, I'm a guy.
Please send $5 to our petty cash box, just in case the government unexpectedly decides to rehome Schock with your Wonkette, where he clearly belongs.
Oh Evan, darlin', he's just no good for you! And I'm not certain that even a firm spanking would reform his naughty ways. Plus, the Rand Paul paddle costs around $35.
A beard doesn't cost $3.3M.
~ Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, and Katie Holmes
Hurry before he spends it all on "software!"
And I'm still ok if you rehome him with me (Jonathon also too, because I am charitable like that).
Maybe the Memories folks will help Aaron out with some of their gofundme moniez. Or a pizza. Whatevz.
Been wanting to redo your home office a la Downton Abbey, have you?
They'll never collect. He's already private-jetted off to Brazil.
Not "hardware"? Or is "software" what they call Viagraâ„¢ these days/
JW, from that look of things, that guy thing wouldn't be a hindrance for Aaron or Johnny-Oh.
Not a problem in Illinois =)
Are all the men-folk that pretty in Illinois?
Lemme guess: Aaron is sooooo straight that he can raft in the puddles the ladiez squirt when in his presence?