Rude journalists are just out for Illinois Congresscritter Aaron Schock's blood these days, scouring his Instagram for pictures that look like they came from sexy, unreported trips that the taxpayers might have bought for him, due to what seems to be a pattern of ethics violations and questionable spending, and by golly it looks like they found another one!
After three seasons of "House of Cards", my first assumption is that the "Global Poverty Project" is a corporate shell game that does absolutely jack-squat towards alleviating poverty.
I wonder how they feel about funding sexxxy Congressional retreats...
And we were wondering why the Congresscritter's Director of Communications suddenly resigned last week after posting a photo of the staffer jumping out of a plane on his Facebook page. Perhaps that plane was about to attempt to fly through a mountain.
Eau de Smarm
Caterpillar is headquartered in Peoria.
And too bad Instagram doesn't have an audio track.
boom-chick-boom-chick-boom-chick-boom-chick-boom-chick-boom-chick
That's some coinkydinky, ain't it?
So before he was hired, he was just a Rent(ed) Boy?
Bear, you win the interwebs today!
After three seasons of "House of Cards", my first assumption is that the "Global Poverty Project" is a corporate shell game that does absolutely jack-squat towards alleviating poverty.
I wonder how they feel about funding sexxxy Congressional retreats...
Congressman Schock, might be a grifter, but he has an exquisite taste in "photographers". That Jonathon is yummy!
So Jonathon (with an "o") is the high maintenance toyboy of the Republican Party's high maintenance toyboy? It's the trickle-down theory of grift.
Diverse constituency. There's hardly even a brunette.
And Democrats. Don't forget Democrats.
To Jonathon with an O: You can be replaced in O so many ways with a selfie-stick.
And we were wondering why the Congresscritter's Director of Communications suddenly resigned last week after posting a photo of the staffer jumping out of a plane on his Facebook page. Perhaps that plane was about to attempt to fly through a mountain.
And when is there going to be a Senate Subcommittee hearing on the excessive use of Photoshop by professional photographers? Those photos are crap!
What's with the gang sign in the photo? Was he he recruiting while he was in India?
It's time for a three-party system, because I totes wouldn't mind being the third party.